I was walking to work today. I travel through a park on my way to work. As I was walking . I spotted something between the path and the leaves.

Porn.

Naked ladies

The old question came to my mind. Who is it who leaves the porn in the parks.

I should thank them. I found a copy of a 70's girlie magazine. Actually mostly topless shots, when I was 11. Goodness knows how the magazine had lasted that long.

On another escapade. I found a porn collection, 2 feet high. I could not take it home, or indeed this latest find. I am searched upon entry into Hades



Why are the magazines always ripped to pieces. Is it teenagers fighting over the flesh? Tearing the magazine from each others hands

Or is it someone who is forbidden to bring it home, and in

Or perhaps someone, suffering from buyers remorse?

An offering to the gods? To the enity that smiles on pubescants

Who knows

Comments

Nessa said…
This cracks me up each time I read it. :)

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