Inappropriate behaviour

I was asked by one of the newbie's. If anyone had ever behaved inappropriately at work. As its something of a  Mast fest in our department. I answered nay. Though that apparently is popular among our caterers.

This is really an aide memoire, as my Newbie friend is away till Saturday.

We had a co worker, who liked spanking videos. He did not however close his Amazon account.

We had a married co worker, female, apparently send a love note to another co worker.

 Also female.

We had a co worker, who apparently was dismissed for using call girls.

Another, Co worker asked a colleague if they enjoyed, Back door entry

Rather sweetly the same co worker, also made a list of the cutest ladies who numbered among his co workers. He then told our boss at the time, she was number 3. She told him off.

Not a lot of scandal. We did have someone take a dump on the floor though