Wien

I gave up my seat for two lesbians on the flight there

  I used an ATM. There was a guz behind me in a swimming hat and and speedos.

 I innocently thought too my self, oh the pool must be next door. I then noticed the photographer and the crowd.... 

 The Opera house is a wonder of the world 

 There are people using the Kunstadt (sp) to send rude messages 

Kevin Gratt is a wanker The beer is good and the Barmaids pretty 

 There is no wireless my hotel