How I would spend my time in the 1890’s

A hearty breakfast, Bacon eggs, oysters and champers

Actually having French Maids. Granted they would look old at 25. All have rotten teeth, but still

Taking Cocaine,

Asking women to retire when Politics was being discussed. Indeed, well bred women would just get up and leave.

Giving people bad advice. Put all your money in Buggy whips. The Ottoman Empire’s best days are ahead of it!  Motion pictures are a passing fad

Recording a sex tape with Lilly Langtree

Carrying a cane. Using it to strike members of the lower orders, knock on doors, allied to this would be wearing my hat at rakish angles

Bullying Adolf Hitler.