Short Circut
Short circuit. This was one of the films, my family had VHS. Remember VHS? Anyway it is being repeated on one of the TV channels has I type
Newton Crosby: OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No no no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"
Number 5: Hmmmm. Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Nyuk, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Stephanie Speck: What's going on? Is he laughing?
Newton Crosby: Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny, and I think I screwed up the punchline. Ha ha ha ha!
Number 5: "Whatever God wants, he keeps!"
This exchange is from the film short circuit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Circuit
The premise of the film, is that a robot has come to life. The dialog between Newton and Number 5. (Number 5, is the robot) is an attempt by newton to prove or disprove that Number 5, is alive. Rather Newton is trying to prove that Number 5 is self aware, and sentient. But thats academic
The unfortunate implication is that Johnny 5 is alive, because he finds anti semitic gags funny
Newton Crosby: OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No no no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"
Number 5: Hmmmm. Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Nyuk, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Stephanie Speck: What's going on? Is he laughing?
Newton Crosby: Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny, and I think I screwed up the punchline. Ha ha ha ha!
Number 5: "Whatever God wants, he keeps!"
This exchange is from the film short circuit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Circuit
The premise of the film, is that a robot has come to life. The dialog between Newton and Number 5. (Number 5, is the robot) is an attempt by newton to prove or disprove that Number 5, is alive. Rather Newton is trying to prove that Number 5 is self aware, and sentient. But thats academic
The unfortunate implication is that Johnny 5 is alive, because he finds anti semitic gags funny
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