I'm in the South

It was  nine hours, and change long flight, I was behind, German cripples at immigration. They changed the I-90 form!

Burger King now offers free wi-fi. My room, has free wi-fi, technically. That is the most noticeable difference. You can still smoke in bars. I am drunk. Really

The pretty waitress asked me at 11am did I want a beer.

I passed an adult bookstore, and a strip club, and one of the bars offered bikini bucking bronco

The Charlotte Bobcats were sponsored by more Churches then I could count. I was given a program, by Paola's long lost cousin. Cheerleaders, handed out lightsabres earlier on...

It doesn't stop raining,

Oh god, I missed it