Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Day of the Moon
Day of the Moon
SPOILERS.
http://malchera.blogspot.com/2011/08/impossible-astronaut-teaser-begins-with.html (Part 1)
Amy being chased across the American desert. Its the Valley of the Gods Utah, two Landrovers one black one buff, cut her off. Canton emerges, leading a squad of G-Men. One is tempted to say Men in Black
``Is that a body bag?’’ enquires the comely Caledonian. Amy has covered her hands and face, in tally marks
Its empty,(The Body Bag) do you even know, why you’re doing this?
Recap, the silence, The events in the warehouse. The Silence, had burst out of their tunnels, and surprised the Doctor, and his Companion. Amy had picked up Canton’s pistol, and fired on the child in the space suit
Area 51, Nevada. The scene seems to be winter. There is snow on the Ground
Do not talk, to the prisoner. Do not interact with the Prisoner. The Timelord, is chained and in a straight jacket. He has grown a beard.
Amy pond found, reports Canton. Canton describes the pen mark found on her body, to the Doctor. It seems Canton is gloating
NYC. River song, is exploring an unfinished sky scraper. She hears the silence, ``I see, you. I see you’’
``Dr Song, Dr Song’’ Cantons men, revolvers drawn come after the archaeologist
``Its over, Canton’’, Dr song, confronts her would be captor You Were invaded. America is occupied. Dr Song is also covered in pen marks, on her face and arms. She wears a nice dress
``There is no way out.’’ Cantons words to his quarry there is always a way out
River winks, and falls. She is falling off the building
These bricks, begins the Doctor. Canton tells him, about the capture of Doctor Song, well, there attempt to capture her. She ran, of the 50th floor
The Doctor recognises the bricks there ``Zero balanced, dwarf star alloy, your building me, the perfect prison, observes the Doctor. It still won’t hold me
Rory, runs out of a doorway on Glen Canyon dam. He too is being chased by Canton, and is also, covered in pen marks. Rory stops and raises his hands; he is cut off, by Canton’s men. Rory asks, what they are waiting for. Canton replies I am ``Waiting for you to run, look better if I shot you while you were running’’ Than again ``Looks are not everything’’
Back inside Area 51. The Doctors prison cell is completed. Canton, having brought Rory and Amy down, brings there body bags into the Doctor. It seems Canton, is taunting the Doctor, the Timelord is in a Cell- A perfect cell. A Pandorica?
Nothing can penetrate these walls. No sound-no radio wave. The Doctor is left alone, with Canton, and the bodies of Rory and Amy. The door is closed. They are cut off, from the rest of the Universe.
The Doctor , releases himself, from his chains, and Rory and Amy rise, from the dead. Rory complains there are no air holes, in body bag. Canton observes that there have never been any complaints about the body bags from their past users. Amy asks if it won’t seem Odd, Canton in the cell for days, possibly weeks
``Odd, but not alarming,’’ The Tardis, becomes visible, as the Doctor falls against it. Our heroes make their escape
What about Dr Song, She jumped off a balcony, won’t she come to a mischief.
Nope the Doctor assures Canton. River Song does things like this. The Doctor asks Rory and Amy to open
Open all the doors, to the swimming pool. The Other Doctor lands safely in the Tardis.
With our heroes reunited. The Tardis dematerialises in front of Kennedy space center. The Doctor takes his team out, and describes the situation with the Silence The Silence are not just a landing party they are an occupying force. But the good news is we have got a secret weapon, Not Apollo 11, that would be silly!... Its Neil Armstrong’s foot!
A dark and stormy night. A car drives up to the gray stark orphanage
Canton, and amy get out of the car.
The scene switches back to the Tardis. The Doctor, is talking to his companions, and Canton. Rory, and Amy, and River, were searching for the Silence, for three months, while they were being chased, by Canton. Rory et al, have rubbed, the pen marks, off their faces.
The doctor, is injected everyone with something. He pauses in front of Amy, and asks her, if she is alright. Miss Pond, announces that she is. She was not pregnant, she was mistaken. Rory almost overhears.
The Aliens, have been on earth, for a long time. They walk amongst us. This is not fighting an invasion. This is leading a revolution.
The doctor than explains, what he was doing with the injection. He had implanted into each of them, a nano recorder linked to the telepathic centres of the brain. Since our Heroes cannot record information about the aliens conventionally. They will simply cease to remember, the aliens, when they are not talking with them, the doctor, has had to dip into his bag of tricks.
Canton fiddles with the Doctors bow, tie, and than his hand starts to flash.
The Doctor, asks him to repeat, what he just said. Canton, activates his hand message. He is describing seeing one of the silence.
The Doctor, had put the idea, in his head. There is a holographic image of the silence, taken from Amy’s phone.
The Doctor gives his team, a mission
Back to the Greystark House, and Canton,and Amy. Amy is lovely in a dark suit. Our Heroes call upon the home. They ask for Dr Renfrew. The Other Doctor, is wary. He says the children, are asleep. Amy assures him, that they will be quiet
``It’s about a missing Child. Canton gets Renfrew to open, the door, and let him, and Mrs Pond inside
Please excuse the writing. (The walls are covered with what looks like red paint. I hope its red paint)
``GET OUT!’’
The Children inquires Amy? Yes, the Children answers Renfrew, pathetically
We nearly, didn’t come here. We heard Greystark was closed in 1967. Dr Renfrew, answers yes we close in 1967.
``Its 1969’’
``.We close in 1967, that ‘s the plan’’ answers Renfrew
``You misunderstood, me sir, its 1969 now. July’’ Replied Canton Delaware 3rd
Why are you saying that. Says Renfrew..’ Confused, by Canton’s statement , and then duty takes over. My office is this way, begins Canton
Amy volunteers to go upstairs; she comes to the main dormitory. (Abandoned beds, and rocking horses It is a dismal sight that greets Amy)
Get out, Leave me alone, are inscribed on the walls. The only signs of life
The Doctor, (Our Favourite Timelord ) is speaking to Amy, and working on something. Something with wires. The Doctor advises, Amy not to spend much time, in the children’s home.
The Doctor is surprised. He promises he has put everything back, well almost everything. Two technicians, have caught the Doctor, as he works, on the (Camera pans back) The Doctor, has been working on the Apollo 11 Moon rocket
Meanwhile, Amy is in the children’s home, and the door slams on her, she gets a message. The place is full of the Silence, dozens of those things. Just get out, Get out. Amy tries the door, and runs for the window. Amy catches sight of herself, in the glass. She is covered on her face, and hands with marks. She has been trying to remember seeing the silence.
She raises her head and sees the silence sleeping on the roof, batlike. There skulls are damp. She kicks a bucket, by a bed. The silence stir, Amy goes to speak, into her hand, when the door opens. The Silence are gone
Unbeknownst to our beloved heroine we see a member of the Silence, observe Amy leave
Meanwhile, the Doctor is being interrogated, in a Nasa lecture hall. The walls are full of chalkboards and schematic. Its tow, men in ties, and shirt sleeves. Oh, and an MP. ( The Military policeman kind, not the delegates) They ask, the Doctor, what he was doing. The Doctor, says he was on a mission for the president. This fails to convince the Men, from NASA, who ask for some corroboration of his story. The Doctor, says he sent the President a message, he cannot think, where he got to
The president Richard Nixon, accompanied by River Song, and Rory, enter the room. the President, greets the two Nasa security officials by name, Mr Garner and Mr grant and thanks them for the service. reminding them that the hopes of millions of Americans, are resting on their shoulder, and The President wants to thank them personally
Mr Grant Mrs has a baby on the way, and the President asks him, what he hopes for, a boy or a girl. Mr Grants wishes are simply for a healthy American..
Back to the Childrens home
This place, its been closed for years what, have you been doing?
The child she must be cared for its important
Thats what they said
Thats what who said
Amy, is walking through the Childrens home, still covered in ink, when, a panel is removed from a door. A woman with one eye looks out, and states``No I think she is just dreaming’’
Amy tries the door, she saw the woman look through. However the door is solid. Heavy metal,
She enters a room. A neatly furnished Child’s room, with lots of toys. In contrast to the abandoned chaos of the rest of greystake
A mobile hangs abouve the bed. The bedside cabinent, is full of pictures of a girl, a little girl. A pretty little thing, red head. Than amy gasps, there is one, that shocks her
Its Amy and the child. The child is newborn
``How can that be me?’’
There is the noise of a respiration pack. Amy turns around and sees the Astronaut enter the room.
Who are you?
The Spaceman lifts her visor, its a shivering little girl
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to shoot you, I am glad I missed. But you killed the doctor,
Who are you Amy demands. _very scottish
Please help me
The silence, enter the room, and Amy screams.
Canton, and Renfrew, hear the screams. Renfrew, is called to the door, and tells someone its just some questions
The silence, enter, Canton activates his hand recorder. The ex G man, begs that the silence, tell him, how long they have been here, and if they are armed
``This world, is ours, we have ruled it since the wheel and the fire, we have no need of weapons’’
Yeah welcome to America..Canton shoots the Silence.
You have to tape everything that goes on, in here. The Lord President of the Time Lords, is advising the 37th President. You have to trust me, and no body else. When the Gailfreyan is called away. Amy is in trouble. The Tardis, departs for Washington
Canton can hear amy’s voice coming from the vaulted room. He tries to blow the lock open with his firearm . The Doctor, appears having flown from DC. Using the trusty sonic, the door is opened, but where is Mrs Williams?
A little girl, has escaped from her captors.
The space suit is empty
So dark, so dark, I don’t know where I am
The nano recorder has been taken out of Amy,.
Is it a recording?
The feed is live, wherever she is, that Amy, and t
This is what she saying
Rory, tells his wife, he is coming. They tell him, he cannot be heard
She can always hear, me Doctor. She always knows, that I am coming for her.
Doctor, can you hear me, Amy
Renfrew nterupts, he tries to tell team Tardis, that someone has been shot.
The doctor is introduced, to the Silence,
The Silence, recognises the Doctor. It tells, him who they are, and repeats their slogan. ``Silence will fall’’ There is a recap, of the episodes of last season. The Silence, being mentioned in the Eleventh Hour, The Doctor, talking to Rory, in Vampires of Venice
At area 51, Canton leaves the Black dwarf star alloy cell, that we saw being constructed earlier
He is questioned by an airforce sarge, what had he been doing in there. They were there for days
Canton asks, for Dr Sheperd. The NCO, says he should call Col Jefferson. Canton Delaware says he doesn’t want to do that.
President Nixon, than leaves the Cell. After taking the salute. He introduces himself, and thanks the men on duty at Area 51.
We than see stock footage, of the preparation for Apollo 11’s launch
The Doctor, and rive examine the space sit. They found in florida. Its full of different types of Alien tech. Its armed, and has a sophsicated life support system, It converts sunlight into food.
Rather like the Salamanders suncatcher
The little girl, gets frightened, the most powerful man in the world gets a phone call
Night terrors with a hotline to the white house. The Doctor eyes are drawn to the envelope that brought him, River, Rory and Amy and Canton together Its Tardis blue summoned by a stranger
Our lives are back to front. Your future is my past. Your first is my last
Ask something else, demands River. Now in work wear, rather than formalwear
What are the silence doing? They are looking after the girl, even giving her freedom...
The doctor, is asking questions, about the suit. Trying to think Rory is irritated
``She forced her way out, she must be incredibly strong’’ River is examining the suit. Whoever that girl is she, is something special
More Apollo 11 footage as the doctor riffs on the silence
Silence, are super parasites. The manipulate. They do it on a global scale. They get people other species to build what they want. Why does the human race decide to go to the moon, because the silence need a space suit
Apollo 11 launches
Back in the box . Dr Sheperd, is staring in disgust and awe at the the wounded silence. Canton, is trying to explain, what is happening, but shepperd, does not understand. Seeing an Alien, he insists on informing Colonel Jefferson. As he stands up and turns around after seing the silence. The USAF doctor, The 4th in this episode. forgets, and demands an explanation from the SGT.
The Silence, tells Canton, that he has tended to his wounds. You are foolish, (Canton asks what the silence would do, in their place ) we have ruled your lives since your lives began
You should kill us all on sight, your world is ours. But you will never remember us.
This is a video phone whatever a video phone is
We can hear amy, wimpering
The suit is repairing itself, according to Dr songs study. She wonders if the suit, can work without an occupant. The little girl, said the spaceman, was coming for her after all., Trying to eat her
Rory is listening to Amy
He hears say, when you fell out of the sky, before that her life was so boring
Keep your stupid face, where I can see it...Rorys heart must be next to the Titanic....
Can’t you save her asks Mr Pond
This is their (The silence) empre. They live here replies the Doctor`
`This is kicking the romans out of rome''
Rome, fell, replies Rory
I know I was there... answers the Doctor
So, was I... answers the Nurse from Leadworth.
The Doctor, asks Rory, if he remembers, his days as the last centurion. `` Two Thousand years as the last centurion'' Rory lies, and says he doesn't. The Doctor, sees through the deciet, but rory, says he only remembers sometimes. A door in his head.
Americans, and people around the world, are watching Apollo 11. In the Whitehouse, President Nixon, with some of his staff. Elsewhere in America in a bar, by a TV in a shop window.
Amy, wakes up bound, and at the mercy of the Silence. The Silence, identify her, as Amelia pond, and say they honour the wan, whom will bring forth the silence. Amy, replies. that the silence, are ugly.
The Silence, taunt Amy, that she has been with them many days, and after seeing her distress, and confusion. The Silence order Amelia to sleep
The Tardis
Oh Interesting, The Doctor recognises, the Silence, control room, from the Lodger
The Doctor, is holding a Television, and he is confident.
This is my friebd, river, she has nice hair, and her own gun. The Doctor says he should not like that, but he does, and assures our Aliens that River, will kill at least the first three. River, says the first 7...
Amy scolds the doctor for flirting. Pointing out the bound companion should be the priority
Rory unbinds his wife.
The Doctor,tells the Silence, he will accept their surrender. After all, what is the point of having two hearts if you cannot be generous at time
I'm lying I won't let you go, nice thought, but its not Christmas. It is indeed July 1967.
The doctor asks about the little girl, in the space suit. The silence keep their own counsel. The Doctor sighs, and goes forward with his plan. There are 500 millon people watching the Moon landings across the world, and later throughout human history. They will see, Neil Armstrong taking the first step on the move.
The Doctor, sends a message to canton in the Dwarf star alloy cell. The former G-Man plays with Amys Video phone
The Silence, have in the Doctors, words, ``ordered their own execution ....for a thousand generations''
The feed from Apollo 11, is interrupted, and the Silence, who told Canton, that ``you should kill us all on sight'' It is seen, across the world. In the White House, the secret service, pull their pistols. In the Bar, somewhere in the heartland, the Silence, who was standing behind a group of drinkers, is about to be, well I guess Lynched.
Run
The Doctor, was talking to his Companions, Not the Silence. Who now attack. River starts shooting, the Doctor, activates his sonic. Which as River points out, is good for building Cabinets, but not helpful now. The Doctor, does help rory free Amy. Our Heroes and Heroines retreat back to the Tardis.
River is the last woman standing, and balletically disposes, of the remaining silence.
As Rory, pops, his head behind the Tardis door. River asks, if her old fella, saw that. Rory asks her, what type of Dr, is River Song,
``Archaeology, Love a tomb''
The Lord of Time, and The Doctor of Archaeology bicker, over how to pilot a Tardis.
Rory and Amy reunited. Rory says he thought Amy was talking about the Doctor, when she said, she fell out the sky. Than Rory, heard Amy call him stupid. Husband and wife embrace
Back to the White house. The President thanks the Doctor, for his help, and suggests that they can now, all sleep safe, in their beds. The Doctor says there are a billion things coming for them... Nixon, looks aghast, but keeps his composure. He asks the Doctor, who he now realises is from the Future, will History remember President Richard Nixon
The Doctor assures him, he will never be forgotten... and tto say hi to Richard Frost
The Doctor than tells, President Nixon, that Canton was kicked, out of the FBI, for wanting to get married. President Nixon.. begins, that he knows, what people think about but assures Mr Canton he is quite liberal. Then the 37th President asks if the person asks Canton if the person he wanted to marry, was black. When Canon replies yes HE is is... Mr Nixon, tells him, that the Moon is far enough for now
As River and the Doctor depart at the stormcage confinement facility. The place Dr Song calls Home. The Doctor, tells River she could come with them. River says she made a promise, as the Doctor tries to slip away. The Doctor is kissed by River. Surprising the Doctor. A first time, for everything he says, and River sighs, and a last time
The Doctor in the TARDIS, sends Rory to get some servo connectors so he can talk to Amy. Amy says she cannot, remember everything that happened to her, with the Silence...
The Doctor asks Amy why she told him that she is pregnant....
Amy says she is no longer pregnant, She thought she was. She told, the Doctor, when he presses her, on the subject, because she has spent so much time, in the Tardis. What happens, if the Baby, had grown three heads, or a time head or something
The Doctor laughs, ``Whats a Time head''
Rory has been listening on the Nano recorder. Which he was holding. Amy realizes, this and scolds him. She tells Rory to stop being so stupid. Rory replies, he is a nurse, and good with pregnancies. Not this one, counters his pretty wife
The Doctor, than asks his companions about the little girl, who was the little girl, and then pilots the Tardis off to have new adventures. ``After all, you only live once'' Rory and Amelia look at each other wishing that the Doctor would not tempt fate so.
The Time lord scans the little girl, who waited, who is pregnant and not pregnat
Sixth months later, in New York city. In the city that never sleeps, a little girl disturbs a homeless, man. The girl is weak and sick, but she says she will get better....
The Gold fire of regeneration lights inside the child
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What a great opening sequence. I really thought Canton had become a turncoat. ditto, the X files tribute, with Amy as the redhead with the Torch. Seeing Renfrews, fate was horrible. A man, reduced to a shell. It was
Is the Doctor scanning Amy, without telling her a little weird.
River has quite little to do, in the first half of this episode. She is basically eye candy, until she is investigating the Space suit
The Silence, control room, is the ship from the Lodger.
Interesting to think that president Nixon, has been inside the TARDIS, That the Silence, will add to Nixon's paranoia, however there will be no Torchwood analogue, Richard Nixon, is quite a sympathetic character in this episode actually.
Odd, that the Doctor, gets rid of the Silence, from Earth, by having the Human race kill them. Yes, I know give them a taste of their own medicine. Still, its basically mass murder. Its
Where does NASA, get Dwarf star alloy from to build a cell, and if Radio waves cannot get inside, how can Canton receive the Doctors call..
I missed, the little girl escaping from her room, in my first viewing. Thank you I-player.
A great start to the series. Lets see where we go from here
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Monday, August 29, 2011
The Impossible Astronaut
The Impossible Astronaut
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
(Midway through the series, I decided to write reviews, someone said they were more like walkthroughs of the Doctor Who episodes, of 2011. This review is written, after I have seen the episode a few times, thanks to my DVD recorder and I player.)
Spoilers
The teaser begins with Matt Smith, having fun as the Doctor. A man, forces his way into a room, its the 17th century, all wigs and breeches. Mat Smith Doctor has been painted nude, as a God of some such, with a trident. The Doctor is discovered half naked, hiding under a ladys skirt.
Rory and Amy, are sitting at home, on their couch. Their home is rather nice. They are watching laurel and Hardy. ( I assume it must be in the Public Domain) The Doctor appears, on screen and frolics.
Then there is a rattle from the letter box, and a letter addressed to the Newly weds appears. Its in Tardis blue, and has a map co ordinate written upon it
Rory and Amy set off to visit the Doctor. They reach the rendezvous, with the Doctor, via a school bus, with backpacks, on their shoulders. Like any gap year couple
The Doctor is sitting in the Desert, wearing a stetson. I wear a Stetson, now. Stetsons are cool
A gunshot, blows the Stetson off the Doctors head. Its river song. River had received a letter earlier, at her cell, at the Storm Cage confinement facility
River and the Doctor Sync, the journals. They remiss over Jimmy the Fish, and his Dam.
So they have a picnic. The Doctor, relates his plans, he has been running for a long time, but now he wants to go and explore. He wants to visit the Space program in 1969.
He (The Doctor )is 1103, you know. Amy asks the Doctor, why the last time, he met, the Doctor was only 908 years old. The Doctor counters that Amy has put on some weight, but he was not going to mention it. ( Married life, Mrs Pond). The Doctor tries some wine, and than spits it out, he says its horrible, he thought it would taste like the wine gums
(I agree with the time lord. Wine is gross)
Amy see's someone out of the corner of her eye, a long and unhuman figure. As she turns, she forgets it
The moon has risen, over the lake, and the Doctor observes, big silvery thing in the sky, the Human race, could not ignore it, however there is more to 1969, than just the moon landing
An SUV draws up and an old man, gets out of the vehicle, he nods at the doctor and than an Astronaut walks out of the lake, from nowhere. The Doctor tells his companions, to stay where they are, and not to interfere, in what happens
The Doctor walks up to the astronaut, and tells them, softly. ``Hello I know who you are, its okay''
A gun shot, strikes the doctor. The Doctor begins to regenerate, the Golden fire, from inside the time lord is lit. The Miracle is about to happen again/ Amy rushes towards the Doctor
The Doctor is struck again, by the same weapon.
The Doctor falls.
River draws her weapon and shoots at the Astronaut. She fans the hammer, as the Astronaut retreats into the lake.
``I'm so sorry,'' says the Doctor, as he expires ( The words of the Tenth)
Amy, is trying to make sense, of what has happened to her beloved friend. It must be a clone, or something the Doctor cannot be dead.
The stranger introduces himself, he is Canton Everett Delaware III the man is the doctor, and he is dead. He hands, the mourners a can of gasoline. River understands, the significance of this. A timelords body is a miracle. There are whole empires, who would tear the Earth apart just to get a cell.
Rory notices a boat by the shore. They give the Doctor, a Viking funeral. Amy is still stunned asking, begging of river, what they should do.
River asks Canton, why did he come. Canton shows them, his letter. The Doctor asked me to. He than tells Dr Song, Amy and Rory, that he won't see them again, but they will be seeing him again.
The companions, make their way to a diner. Still trying to make sense of the day. Needing to talk, needing to be together. Its hit Amy hard
The Doctor, enters from the Bathroom. He is slapped hard by River song. This is cold, even by your standards. The Doctor is surprised. He recognizes Amy, and Rory the Roman. The Doctor had been summoned here, to this map reference. He had been sent the same Tardis Blue invite
River asks Amy to ask the Doctor, how old he is. When the doctor answers, 909. River realizes something is amiss. She asks the Doctor about Jim the fish. The Doctor does not recall, nor Space 1969. Its a younger Doctor, River realizes what has happened and won't tell the Doctor. She hides behind, her old catch all of spoilers
The Doctor asks Rory is everyone cross with him?
Amy asks river how she can be so calm. River replies she has a worse day coming
The Companions ask each other, why they have been summoned here. To avenge the Doctor, No. that's not his style says River. Besides the Doctor has interacted with the events of his own past. that's dangerous
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The Doctor, has received a summons too, so why? the Doctor is suspicious of his companions why are they acting so strangely
Dr song, who are you, Why are you in prison, who did you kill. The Doctor is coolly unimpressed by the request of the archaeologist to trust him. Than Amy requests the Doctor to Trust her instead. The Doctor asks why, is Amy and the rest behaving like this, are they being threatened?
Amy is asked, by the Doctor, to swear to him, swear on something important
``Fish Fingers and Custard''
In Washington, a man is drinking in a bar. He is summoned by two suits. Two secret service men, to a meeting with the president. President Nixon, has been getting strange phonecalls. He wants someone to handle it. Someone with FBI training but outside the FBI. So former agent Canton, is tasked with the duty, of finding out who has been calling the president.
The phone call is played back, on the tape, its a childs; voice. Canton, asks is it a little girls voice. President Nixon corrects him, its a little boy. The child's voice is asking for help, he says the spaceman is after him....
Meanwhile in the Tardis, the Doctor. is urging caution. He is going to set, the Tardis to invisible, he doesn't often do this as its a big drain on the power. The Time Lord warns his friends that they are about to enter, the most powerful city, in the most powerful country of the world. River quietly corrects the controls, that the Doctor had used to set the Tardis to invisible
The Doctor steps out, into the Oval office, as yet unnoticed by Canton, and the President
Who are still listening to the child. The President asks where, the child is? who it is. The answer of Jefferson Adams, Madison is supplied in return
The Doctor is noticed. He makes, an excuse, that this is the oval office, and he was looking for the oblong room.
Thw white house goes into Lock down. The Doctor is bundled to the floor, by a squad of secret service agents. There are many guns.
``River make it blue''. The Tardis becomes Visible, the doctor escapes in the confusion, to park himself behind the desk at the oval office
Its a police box, the Doctor, claims, to be on a mission from Scotland Yard, with three of the best agents. The Legs, the Nose, and Mrs Robinson. ( River did not approve of the last choice) and furthermore the Doctor goes on to contradict the chief executive of the United States and agree with Canton. It is a girls voice they heard
That's very clever, says Canton, who is told, off for complimenting the intruder, by the head of secret service team. Canton is unimpressed, and points out to the Mr Nixon, that the Doctor, got the blue box, into the oval white house, past the secret service, and into the oval office.
The President agrees with Canton, the Doctor can stay
The Doctor than asks for, a swat team ready to go, Maps of Florida, 12 Jammy dodgers, and a Fez!
Canton asks for Maps of Florida, to be brought into the Doctor. The Doctor is given 5 minutes.
Amy has a duty of her own to attend to, she asks to use the Bathroom. She is escorted to the toilet door, by a secret service man
Inside the restrooms. Amy see's one of the black suited silence. She recognizes it from the lake. They are tall, and grey. The toilet flushes, and an older woman, walks out. She sees the silence, and laughs, is it a mask, is it a Star trek gag? Amy asks the woman to get away from the silence, when the woman, faces Amy, she forgets the alien in front of her.
The Silence than kills the older woman,
Amy realizes what has happened, The Silence cannot be remembered once, they are not seen, so she takes a picture, of them with her phone. The Silence speaks. Judy, the older woman, was called Judy, The Silence wanted Amy to know the name of the woman he killed. Amelia pond, is told, that she must tell the Doctor, what he must never know. Amelia, must tell the Doctor, he will die
Amy leaves the Bathroom, and returns to the Oval Office. Though not before she is questioned by a secret service agent about her phone
In the Oval office, the child has called again. The Doctor instructs the President, to tell, the child that help is coming, and that the Spaceman, that he fears, will not get him. The President, tells Jefferson its alright,as Rory Amy, The Doctor, Dr Song, and Canton, go to Florida, in the Tardis
On entering the Tardis Canton gets his ``Bigger on the inside moment'' Rory complains about having to explain this, but Mr Pond is informed it is his duty as he is the newest member of the TARDIS crew
The Doctor takes his companions, and Canton, to Florida, a warehouse located on the junction of three streets. Jefferson street Adams, and Madison.
So How long have Scotland Yard had this? asks Canton...Upon vacating the Tardis, and entering the warehouse, the Time and relative dimension travelers find that there is a collection of advanced 1960s technology, with some Alien tech. Why would Aiens want a space suit?
`because there Cool Aliens, what do you think, I am?'', muses the Doctor shamelessly fishing for compliments
River and Amy talk, while examining the tech. I know what your thinking River tells, Amy. You think if we can kill the astronaut in 1969, he won;t be there to kill the doctor, in the future.
Time can be rewritten, is the hope Amy hopes against hope. That she will be able to help the Doctor avoid his fate.
Noticing a manhole cover, River decides to explore it. The doctor cautions her to be careful, she replies she is quite the screamer. If there is trouble they will all now
I am quite the screamer!''
River clambers down the manhole cover. She comes to a hatch leading off to a nest of tunnels. River sees the silence, sleeping like bats, on the ceiling. However she looks away and announces the all clear, to her companions
Topside Canton wonders if he is still drinking in that bar, in DC. Where the Secret service found him, and brought him, to the President. Alien incursions, and trans dimensional boxes, are enough to put anyone off there stride. The Doctor tells Amy to look after Canton and asks Rory to follow River. Rory does not really want to go down a dark tunnel, which may be full of Aliens, but he does anyway....
The tunnels are ancient, and radiate out to a locked hatch. River works on the hatch. Rory asks River, how she took the Doctors death, so easily. Dr Song replies to Mr Williams, there is a worse day coming for her
One day, she will see the Doctor, and he won't recognize her. The Man, who dropped into a young girls life, and knew everything about her, will one day look into her eyes, and not know her. Rory's reply when he is asked, do you know what happens, when a young girl, meets her dream man, is spot on. ``I don't have to imagine'' sighs Rory Williams.
River manages to pick the lock on the hatch, and they get inside the control room. An Alarm goes off, the Silence wake. Rory and River flee. The Silence are lose
Amy and Delware, are chatting. Amy is asked, by Canton Delware, who the Doctor is? She replies it is classified.However Mrs Pond does tell Canton the Doctor is her friend
Alerted by the alarms, and panicked by the approach of the Silence Amy runs to the Doctor's side. She keels over. She says to the Doctor, I need to tell you something, we can hear the childs voice. ``Help me help me'' The Silence are coming
Amy confides in her raggedy Doctor. `I'm pregnant''
The Astronaut enters, the room.The Doctor stands and faces, the foe. Oblivious to the danger. Amy grabs a revolver that Canton had dropped, The Doctor demands of Amy what she is doing, she answers, ``saving your life, and screams and shoots at the Astronaut
Cue Credits
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We saw the Doctor die.
Moffat, has grokked time travel in a way that Russel T Davis never did. So, we have two doctors from two centuries apart interacting with the companions
Love the Mrs Robinson, line.
For the Cousins, we get weasel words on Richard Milhouse Nixon.
This quite an adult show, senility- we have Rivers description of seeing a Doctor who does not know who she is. Death, Amy dealing with the death of the Doctor, and its not a clone, or an Android. Its the real thing. Oh and pregnancy. Amy is a mother
Does the woman in the white house, wc, look to anyone else like Mrs Landingham in the West wing, to anyone else
Sunday, August 28, 2011
Lets kill Hitler, Doctor Who
Lets kill Hitler
Spoilers
Spoliers
Spoilers
Listen to River Song
Spoilers
After a recap, of the first half of the series....The Silence, The battle of Demons run, and the identity of Melody Pond-River song
Rory and Amy concerned about their daughters plight left a message for the Doctor, in the form of a crop circle. Which the Ponds had made by driving their mini, in the corn fields if Leadworth. Actually I remember Leadworth being green hilly country. Anyway the Doctor has noticed this and attempts to assure the proud parents of Dr River Song that their baby will be fine. Whence Amy notices a streak across, the picture of the name Doctor, in the paper. A sportscar rushes to the Tardis and a beautiful mixed race woman, steps out of the car, its Amy and Rory oldest friend. Mel
Mel, is being hunted, by the police, as the sirens, and Helicopter. Mel is also suprised to see how hot, the Doctor is, but she is pressed for time
``You've got a time machine, I've got a gun lets go kill Hitler''
Creduts
After the credits, there is a flashback, to Amy and Rorys Childhood, in Leadworth. Amy is explaining her meeting with the Doctor to Mel. Mel asks is the Doctor Hot, and Amy says no, he is funny. Rory tries to get Amys attention. As Mel, gets into trouble, again and again, at primary school, and than at high school. Mel, is being released from a cell, Mel, had been something of a trouble maker in Leadworth. Citing the Doctor, at inopportune moments.
Mel, has grown up all pretty. My my
Seriously cut to the song. Mel, is sitting on Amy's bed. Playing with her toy/model tardis. She looks at Amy, and Rory, and after sizing them up. Seriously cut to the song... Announces the surly young me. She tells Amy that she has Rory. Rory seeing his chance, stops at the door. His heart must be louder, than an earthquake.
How has she got me?
Amy than, says it is impossible, because Rory is Gay- Rory says it is impossible because Amy is his friend. Rory announces to the room, and the world, that he is not Gay. Amy tells Master Dravil is asking him, in ten years when has he shown any interest in any female.
Poor Rory who we had seen, earlier playing Hide and Seek, and blindmans buff with Rory. Poor Rory who has been in love with Amy, for all his life. Runs
Miss Pond follows, him and Mel sits on the bed content
We here shouting from the Tardis, the Doctor berating, Mel for having fired a gun. Mel replies, that the doctor had said, the Tardis control room exists in a state of temporal grace, and a weapon cannot be fired in there. This is not true as the events of Earth Shock prove
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthshock
Meanwhile, we are in Hitlers, Berlin. ( I wonder if the BBC, borrowed the footage, or used Belfast) Swastikas and Nazis. A Nazi, looking something like Captain Hans Geering from Allo Allo) walks down the corridor, of the ReichChanzellry. While a janitor mops the floor.
Something is up The cleaner, follows the Nazi
The camera shows us the control room of are sent back in time, to punish war criminals. A crew member goes to get a good look at the Nazi. The controls are not as effective as they could be. They made Rasputin look Green. ( Was Rasputin a war criminal? I am not sure)
However the crew member, a Harriet if you please. Harriet has not updated her protocols, her wristband, is red rather than green, and is almost killed by the ships security systems. Anyway the camera reveals that Harriet is looking upon the Nazi not from a satellite but rather through the eyes of the cleaner. The cleaner, is home to a crew of humans. Working for a future justice department
Who are you, what do you want demands the NSDAP flunkie. Before his eyes the cleaner transformers, into a doppelganger of the Nazi. The man-ship recognizes this Nazi as Eric something. Guilty of category 4 hate crimes. After taking his glasses, the Reich Ranker, is shrank, and left to the mercies of the ships automated robotic security system
So the Ersatz Eric, goes off to see the Fuhrer, its a bumpy ride, as the shock absorbency in the legs are out of sync.
``What do you want?'' demands Hitler from behind his desk, as Eric advances. Eric announces that the room, has been screened, and advises Hitler not to call for help. Eric attacks Hitler with some sort of Death ray,
From inside of Eric, a crew member says wait its 1938, its too early. As the Tardis crashes into the room. Knocking Eric down
Out out out, orders the doctor, as Rory, Mel, Amy Pond and the Doctor leave the Tardis
Rory, sees Eric on the floor, and rushes to his side. Rory is a nurse, in the real world.
Mr Williams announces that Eric is fine. The Doctor having taken Mels Gun, places it in a bowl of fruit.
and than he stands up
Herr Shcuklegruber, A former Viennese Vagrant and failed artist, a corporal in the Imperial German army. The leader of the National socialist and German workers party.
Hitler.
There is a moment of horrible recognition. As Rory, and Amy and the Doctor, realize whom they are talking to
Thank you says, the supreme leader of the German reich, you have just saved my life''
The Doctor, assures Hitler, it was an accident. Hitler, has seen the Tardis, and demands to know what it is. The Doctor tells, Hitler that it is a police phone box, from London, and that the British are coming.
Eric rises, from the floor. Hitler notices this and starts to shoot. Rory surprises Hitler, and punches him. Disarms, him, and bundles Hitler, into a stationary cupboard.
The crew of Eric seeing the events have decided to run dark, and run quiet. Eric faints, a perfect faint observes the Doctor.
Mel, who has been forgotten in the excitement Announces that Hitler is a lously shot.
The crew of Eric, have clocked the Tardis, they are astounded, Hitler is small fry, to whats on offer
Our Heroes are clustered around their fallen companion. Stay with the smells, they tell her. Mel, says she used to dream of the Doctor. She used to dream of marrying him. The Doctor promises to marry Mel Mel, suggests that he has to ask her parents. Which is easy, because they are there. Rory and Amy...
The Penny is in the air... The Penny drops, as the Gold fire of regeneration,
Mels, is Melody Williams/Pond. She is river song....and Amy got to raise her after all.
Its River Song.
River finds regeneration is exhilaration. She enjoys the new hair, the new look, its so mature.
She stands on her chair, and greets our heroes with ``Hello Benjamin''
Melody Williams, asks who is River Song. The reply is Spoilers. Hitler is banging from the Cupboard door, where he has been confined.
There follows a confrontation between The Doctor and River. River pulls a gun on Doctor, she had picked up Hitlers revolver. Surely it should be a Luger. However the Doctor, had stripped the revolver of it bullets. I know you did, replies, River, who makes a grab for the pistol that the doctor had stashed. The Doctor having reversed the bowl of fruit. Rivers grab for a paper knife, is parried by the sonic screwdriver. Another grab, for the Gun, is rendered inert by the doctor stripping the pistol of its magazine.
When asked, why Melody did not kill the Doctor, in the cornfield. She answers she is a psychopath, but not rude. Oh and besides she has already struck the fatal blow.
The kiss.
Mummy Daddy don't follow me, and that is a warning'' Rivers parting words to her parents
This was, the result of Demons run. A bespoke Psychopath was created to kill the Doctor. River is about to leap out the window. Berlin, on the brink of war, on the brink of a world war.
``My kind of town''
river river river, Meoldy keeps asking whom that is
It was never going to be a gun. Not for the Doctor, the man who understands every kind of warfare except the cruelest
Kiss kiss, and she jumps. Melody Ponds, leaps into view of a German patrol. As the Doctor stumbles having been poisoned. He is asked why River, would want to poison him, he recalls river has been brainwashed, or rather indoctrinated. The doctor, asks Rory and Amy to help him return into the Tardis. The Sonic is entrusted to Amy, and Rory.
Melody confronted by the patrol, announces, she was on her way to a Gay Gypsy bar mitvah for the disabled when I thought the third Reich is a bit rubbish, I know I'll kill the Furher. The German officer on seeing this walks away in disgust, and tells his men, to shoot her.
They fire, Melody stumbles and then stands, informing her assailants never to shoot a girl just after she has regenerated. A flash of the gold fire, kills the patrol. ``never shoot a girl while she is regenerating '' Rory and Amy, having made their way to street level confront Melody
Who announces, that she is in a new body, in a new city she is going shopping
A german sentry confronts Amy and Rory. Rory says there is an explantion for this, and gives the Hitler salute. knocking the sentry over. He takes the motobike, his wife asks him, can he ride a motor bike. I expect so, answers Rory that sort of day.
They ride off looking for Melody.
Meanwhile the crew of the Man-ship, having observed events, are chasing the Ponds. They have taken the form of a motorcyclist, and speed off, indoors, we here the Doctors death, as a fixed point. However time, can be written, we are informed. Remember Kennedy
The Doctor, is in the Tardis, prostrate, he is too ill, to use the controls, and asks for the voice interface to be activated.
A holographic form of the Doctor appears facing him.
No, it should be someone I like. The image of Rose Tyler appears, No to much Guilt, Martha Jones, and the same problem, and than Donna Noble. No, there must be someone in the galaxy I have not screwed up
Amy Pond. As a little girl, appears. The one the Doctor met, in the eleventh hour, when he crashed into her garden.
I am not Amelia pond I am a voice activated interface. The Doctor notes how Caledonian, this attitude is. Amelia tells the Doctor he has been poisoned. The Doctor will be dead in 32 minutes. Regeneration is not an option. The Doctor will be dead in 32 minutes. The Doctor has been poisioned with the fruit from the Judas Tree, and he will be dead, in 32 minutes. The Doctor is annoyed at this, pointing out, that there is 31 minutes where he will be fine. The Tardis via Amelia responds, that the Doctor will be after 31 minutes, dead on the thirty second. The Doctor again notes this North of the Border attitude and observes that the Scots have never conquered anywhere, not even Shetland. ( This is an odd criticism, from the Doctor)
The doctor begs, Pond for something for the pain, she pauses, and answers, ``Fish Fingers and Custard''
The clientele of an upscale eatery are enjoying the good food, and wines. A female trio of classical musicians, serve the elite of Nazi Berlin. Melody pond, storms the restaurant brandishing two assault rifles, and announces, she has not got a thing to wear... she tells everyone to strip off.
Rory, and Amy have been searching Berlin, which is a big place. (Indeed Berlin is spread out wider, than London and Paris. Amy and Rory are wondering how they will find River/Melody) When a crowd of half dressed, Germans fleeing from a building lead them to believe that something may be amiss, and River/Mel may be at the bottom of it.
All this as a clone of Amy, on a motorbike, draws up beside them....
Rory and Amy are transported. The wake as Rory notes reduced, to micro size, inside a giant robot repilca of his wife. Rory Williams, hopes that this is not a metaphor. Amy asks what happens to them, and Rory replies, they were hit by a miniaturization ray. Amy asks of her husband, how can he know this, Rory replies, they were struck by a ray and minaturized, thus. Than the Pond-williams are chased by the robotic antibodies, which killed, the real Eric the Nazi earlier. Answering Amelia's question of what is it that attacks them, Rory replies, he does not know, and besides its his wife, head
The happy couple, are saved, when one of the crew members bring them, the security pass bracelets, we saw Harriet use earlier, the flash of green light, and the robot antibodies are calmed. After telling the shaken Mr and Mrs pond, that they can put there hands down. They are escorted to the Bridge, and introduced and welcomed to Justice Department ship 6018
Melody williams, is still finding something to wear, she had earlier scolded Robot Amy-Man ship for following her. However Melody is now musing on the aftermath of regeneration. Mel wonders if she should take the age, down gradually, just to freak people out.
Robot Amy-6018 asks River/Mel is she aware she killed the Doctor on the orders of the Silence. Melody confirms, this, and is on the receiving end of a painful death ray
Ask Melody river,writhes in red fire,
Enter the Tardis, and Exit the Doctor, in Top hat, and tails
The Doctor, observes Amelia pond, as robot, and says he is not surprised. He asks robot Amelia, to stop hurting Melody. The Robot, asks if the Doctor, is serious. He answers never seriously.
Never knowingly be serious, rule 423. The Doctor instructs Melody to write this down
The Doctor goes over to examine robot Amy. He asks if Rory and real Amy are alright, they signal him, with the sonic, which the doctor receives with his sonic cane. Yes, the Doctor has a sonic cane. The Doctor scans, robot Amy. Ahh, its full of little people, using a compression field, rather than bigger on the inside. (Bigger on the inside, is a mark of Time lord tech) The doctor counsels the crew of 6018, to be careful what they eat. Compression fields are unreliable
Robot Amy, continues to fire, upon Melody. The Doctor, asks them not to harm, Melody. The Captain of the 6018, asks of the Doctor, it is the woman who kills him, why should the doctor care? The Doctor is dying after all.
The Doctor asks the crew of robot Amy, Justice department
Throughout History many criminals have gone unpunished. Having acquired time travel, the Justice department have tracked down, the guilty throughout History, and at the end of their timeline, then they have given them Hell,
Melody Pond, kills the Doctor, and must be punished.
One of the best lines, in the series, follows, `` I'd ask you who you think you are, but thats obvious, so, who do you think I am?
6018/robo-Amy refuses to tell, the doctor what they know. Foreknowledge is dangerous thing.
Amy confronts the captain, of the sip. The woman you are trying to kill is my daughter, and he is my best friend, you tell him. (Actually she tells, him the other way round, putting her best friend before he daughter)
Robot Amy displays the information she holds on the death of the Doctor.
The Doctor, was killed on the order of the silence. The silence are not a species, but a religious sect, or order. They seek the answer to the first question, the oldest question
The first question,is hidden in plain view
When robot Amy is unable to answer, what the question is, the Doctor accuses her of being a ``big Ginge;;. 6018 is unimpressed with the Doctors arguments for it to belay, and goes on to give Melody pond hell.
The Doctor now on his knees, and hands, begs Amy and Rory to save River. The Ponds, blunder about for a few minutes, than Amy notices, one of the Robot-Antibodies, on the bridge. She uses the sonic screwdriver, to change the settings on the entire crews bracelets, to red. The Robots begin to attack the crew of the 6018. Forcing them, to release River/Meldody, however tapping Rory and Amy, in the ship, as the crew beam out
Melody tries to make her escape. The doctor begs her to stay, saying he knows, she is scared, but to never run when she is scared. Rule 7
The Robot Amy, pleads for the Doctor to save, the real Amy and her husband, located inside her.
As the Doctor, know so near death, and so weak, tries to crawl, into the Tardis. Melody looks on, and comments in a fascinated detachment
``Look at you, you still care'' The Doctor begs River to help him, to save Amy and Rory. As the Antibodies close in on Amy and Rory, they embrace, and affirm their love
The Tardis whirls into life, and Amy and Rory are saved, they are saved by Melody, who is able to fly the Tardis, it showed he. Melody, brings Mr and Mrs Pond, to the Doctor. Rory tries to help the doctor, asking him, what he needs. The Doctor asks, to speak, with their daughter
A dying Doctor, tells Melody to find river song, and asks he whispers something in her ear. Melody, a little embarrassed tells the Doctor, she is sure, that River already knows.
Melody asks her mother, who river is. Amy pond, tells her doppleganger, that ``if she is still working than she is still a relative''. The Scotswoman asks the 6018, to show her River Song.
Melody, sees herself, mirrored by the man ship Melody Williams, the weapon created at Demons' run realizes she is River Song, the love of the Doctors life.
She asks her mother and father, ``is the Doctor worth it?'' River summons up her energies, the golden fire of regeneration, and kisses the Doctor. She saves him. She brings the Doctor back to life
Melody awakes, in a hospital bed. She says hello to her mother and father,(Rory and Amy, if you have forgotten, or missed the point) and receives a light scolding from her Mother for having used up all her regeneration's in having saved the Doctor.
The Doctor hands, Melody a book. Its the journal, that we see River carry throughout the series. When asked, if he knew what would happen. The Doctor announces, rule 1, The Doctor lies.
A nurse, one of the sisters of the infinte schism, tells, the Doctor that the patient will be fine. No says the Doctor. (River Song)will be amazing
The Ponds, and The Doctor, return to the Tardis, and discuss the events of the days gone by. Amy regrets leaving her daughter. Rory is worried about River, after all the River Rory meets in the future, is still in prison, for murder. The Doctor, has been looking at the information of his death, that he downloaded, from the 6018. The Timelord dismisses the concerns, after all a little foreknowledge is a dangerous thing
Meanwhile, at the Luna University, in the 52nd Century River Song applies for a position to study Archaeology? Leaning forward Ms Song tells her Tutor, she is looking for a good man!
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WOW!
A roller coaster of an episode. Some of the best lines of the series. My personal favourite, is the Doctor's. I'd ask you who you are, but I think that's obvious, Rory's bathos, on mounting a motorbike, to hare off around 1930's Berlin, `That sort of day'' Look at Arthur D's slight annoyance with the Doctor when Doctor fobs him, off at the end of the episode. Rory comes on strongly this episode, that said
What a performance by Alex Kingston! She is a decade older, than the rest of the regulars at least. Her entrance as Melody Williams, and her first confrontation with the Doctor, implied a danger, an energy of someone much younger. Bravua, Bravua.
River is wearing a Luffwaffe uniform, IIRC when she saves the Doctor
The scene where they meet Hitler was well done. Meeting Daleks, is one thing, but being confronted with a real life, mass murderer. The sudden recognition, the shared horror across the Time travelers faces.
I liked the David Tennant Companions gag, with the Voice interface of the Tardis. They could have done a bit more. Maybe slipped someone else, in. Sarah Jane Smith, would have been a nice tribute. I guess, Ace, or Teegan, would have be a nice continuity touch, but probably lost on the newer viewers.
Hitler, working at his desk, is actually probably unrealistic. The man did not keep office hours. Unless it is very early in the morning. Oh and Isn't the 7th Doctor in Berlin, with Ace chasing the Timewyrn as we speak?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timewyrm:_Exodus
Moffat, enjoys putting the Doctor through the grind. He surprised us here, he answered questions as quickly as he raised them, in the last series. The Silence being a cult, rather a species, seems to be a bit of Retcon. I'll go with it
The rules, which the Doctor teaches River, reminded me of the Ferengi rules of acquisition. Go easy on it please
Over all, I was very happy with this episode. Very Happy indeed. Alex Kingston, runs with playing Melody Williams. The Berlin backdrop, is well done. and some of the best dialogue, I've ever heard on screen
Spoilers
Spoliers
Spoilers
Listen to River Song
Spoilers
After a recap, of the first half of the series....The Silence, The battle of Demons run, and the identity of Melody Pond-River song
Rory and Amy concerned about their daughters plight left a message for the Doctor, in the form of a crop circle. Which the Ponds had made by driving their mini, in the corn fields if Leadworth. Actually I remember Leadworth being green hilly country. Anyway the Doctor has noticed this and attempts to assure the proud parents of Dr River Song that their baby will be fine. Whence Amy notices a streak across, the picture of the name Doctor, in the paper. A sportscar rushes to the Tardis and a beautiful mixed race woman, steps out of the car, its Amy and Rory oldest friend. Mel
Mel, is being hunted, by the police, as the sirens, and Helicopter. Mel is also suprised to see how hot, the Doctor is, but she is pressed for time
``You've got a time machine, I've got a gun lets go kill Hitler''
Creduts
After the credits, there is a flashback, to Amy and Rorys Childhood, in Leadworth. Amy is explaining her meeting with the Doctor to Mel. Mel asks is the Doctor Hot, and Amy says no, he is funny. Rory tries to get Amys attention. As Mel, gets into trouble, again and again, at primary school, and than at high school. Mel, is being released from a cell, Mel, had been something of a trouble maker in Leadworth. Citing the Doctor, at inopportune moments.
Mel, has grown up all pretty. My my
Seriously cut to the song. Mel, is sitting on Amy's bed. Playing with her toy/model tardis. She looks at Amy, and Rory, and after sizing them up. Seriously cut to the song... Announces the surly young me. She tells Amy that she has Rory. Rory seeing his chance, stops at the door. His heart must be louder, than an earthquake.
How has she got me?
Amy than, says it is impossible, because Rory is Gay- Rory says it is impossible because Amy is his friend. Rory announces to the room, and the world, that he is not Gay. Amy tells Master Dravil is asking him, in ten years when has he shown any interest in any female.
Poor Rory who we had seen, earlier playing Hide and Seek, and blindmans buff with Rory. Poor Rory who has been in love with Amy, for all his life. Runs
Miss Pond follows, him and Mel sits on the bed content
We here shouting from the Tardis, the Doctor berating, Mel for having fired a gun. Mel replies, that the doctor had said, the Tardis control room exists in a state of temporal grace, and a weapon cannot be fired in there. This is not true as the events of Earth Shock prove
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthshock
Meanwhile, we are in Hitlers, Berlin. ( I wonder if the BBC, borrowed the footage, or used Belfast) Swastikas and Nazis. A Nazi, looking something like Captain Hans Geering from Allo Allo) walks down the corridor, of the ReichChanzellry. While a janitor mops the floor.
Something is up The cleaner, follows the Nazi
The camera shows us the control room of are sent back in time, to punish war criminals. A crew member goes to get a good look at the Nazi. The controls are not as effective as they could be. They made Rasputin look Green. ( Was Rasputin a war criminal? I am not sure)
However the crew member, a Harriet if you please. Harriet has not updated her protocols, her wristband, is red rather than green, and is almost killed by the ships security systems. Anyway the camera reveals that Harriet is looking upon the Nazi not from a satellite but rather through the eyes of the cleaner. The cleaner, is home to a crew of humans. Working for a future justice department
Who are you, what do you want demands the NSDAP flunkie. Before his eyes the cleaner transformers, into a doppelganger of the Nazi. The man-ship recognizes this Nazi as Eric something. Guilty of category 4 hate crimes. After taking his glasses, the Reich Ranker, is shrank, and left to the mercies of the ships automated robotic security system
So the Ersatz Eric, goes off to see the Fuhrer, its a bumpy ride, as the shock absorbency in the legs are out of sync.
``What do you want?'' demands Hitler from behind his desk, as Eric advances. Eric announces that the room, has been screened, and advises Hitler not to call for help. Eric attacks Hitler with some sort of Death ray,
From inside of Eric, a crew member says wait its 1938, its too early. As the Tardis crashes into the room. Knocking Eric down
Out out out, orders the doctor, as Rory, Mel, Amy Pond and the Doctor leave the Tardis
Rory, sees Eric on the floor, and rushes to his side. Rory is a nurse, in the real world.
Mr Williams announces that Eric is fine. The Doctor having taken Mels Gun, places it in a bowl of fruit.
and than he stands up
Herr Shcuklegruber, A former Viennese Vagrant and failed artist, a corporal in the Imperial German army. The leader of the National socialist and German workers party.
Hitler.
There is a moment of horrible recognition. As Rory, and Amy and the Doctor, realize whom they are talking to
Thank you says, the supreme leader of the German reich, you have just saved my life''
The Doctor, assures Hitler, it was an accident. Hitler, has seen the Tardis, and demands to know what it is. The Doctor tells, Hitler that it is a police phone box, from London, and that the British are coming.
Eric rises, from the floor. Hitler notices this and starts to shoot. Rory surprises Hitler, and punches him. Disarms, him, and bundles Hitler, into a stationary cupboard.
The crew of Eric seeing the events have decided to run dark, and run quiet. Eric faints, a perfect faint observes the Doctor.
Mel, who has been forgotten in the excitement Announces that Hitler is a lously shot.
The crew of Eric, have clocked the Tardis, they are astounded, Hitler is small fry, to whats on offer
Our Heroes are clustered around their fallen companion. Stay with the smells, they tell her. Mel, says she used to dream of the Doctor. She used to dream of marrying him. The Doctor promises to marry Mel Mel, suggests that he has to ask her parents. Which is easy, because they are there. Rory and Amy...
The Penny is in the air... The Penny drops, as the Gold fire of regeneration,
Mels, is Melody Williams/Pond. She is river song....and Amy got to raise her after all.
Its River Song.
River finds regeneration is exhilaration. She enjoys the new hair, the new look, its so mature.
She stands on her chair, and greets our heroes with ``Hello Benjamin''
Melody Williams, asks who is River Song. The reply is Spoilers. Hitler is banging from the Cupboard door, where he has been confined.
There follows a confrontation between The Doctor and River. River pulls a gun on Doctor, she had picked up Hitlers revolver. Surely it should be a Luger. However the Doctor, had stripped the revolver of it bullets. I know you did, replies, River, who makes a grab for the pistol that the doctor had stashed. The Doctor having reversed the bowl of fruit. Rivers grab for a paper knife, is parried by the sonic screwdriver. Another grab, for the Gun, is rendered inert by the doctor stripping the pistol of its magazine.
When asked, why Melody did not kill the Doctor, in the cornfield. She answers she is a psychopath, but not rude. Oh and besides she has already struck the fatal blow.
The kiss.
Mummy Daddy don't follow me, and that is a warning'' Rivers parting words to her parents
This was, the result of Demons run. A bespoke Psychopath was created to kill the Doctor. River is about to leap out the window. Berlin, on the brink of war, on the brink of a world war.
``My kind of town''
river river river, Meoldy keeps asking whom that is
It was never going to be a gun. Not for the Doctor, the man who understands every kind of warfare except the cruelest
Kiss kiss, and she jumps. Melody Ponds, leaps into view of a German patrol. As the Doctor stumbles having been poisoned. He is asked why River, would want to poison him, he recalls river has been brainwashed, or rather indoctrinated. The doctor, asks Rory and Amy to help him return into the Tardis. The Sonic is entrusted to Amy, and Rory.
Melody confronted by the patrol, announces, she was on her way to a Gay Gypsy bar mitvah for the disabled when I thought the third Reich is a bit rubbish, I know I'll kill the Furher. The German officer on seeing this walks away in disgust, and tells his men, to shoot her.
They fire, Melody stumbles and then stands, informing her assailants never to shoot a girl just after she has regenerated. A flash of the gold fire, kills the patrol. ``never shoot a girl while she is regenerating '' Rory and Amy, having made their way to street level confront Melody
Who announces, that she is in a new body, in a new city she is going shopping
A german sentry confronts Amy and Rory. Rory says there is an explantion for this, and gives the Hitler salute. knocking the sentry over. He takes the motobike, his wife asks him, can he ride a motor bike. I expect so, answers Rory that sort of day.
They ride off looking for Melody.
Meanwhile the crew of the Man-ship, having observed events, are chasing the Ponds. They have taken the form of a motorcyclist, and speed off, indoors, we here the Doctors death, as a fixed point. However time, can be written, we are informed. Remember Kennedy
The Doctor, is in the Tardis, prostrate, he is too ill, to use the controls, and asks for the voice interface to be activated.
A holographic form of the Doctor appears facing him.
No, it should be someone I like. The image of Rose Tyler appears, No to much Guilt, Martha Jones, and the same problem, and than Donna Noble. No, there must be someone in the galaxy I have not screwed up
Amy Pond. As a little girl, appears. The one the Doctor met, in the eleventh hour, when he crashed into her garden.
I am not Amelia pond I am a voice activated interface. The Doctor notes how Caledonian, this attitude is. Amelia tells the Doctor he has been poisoned. The Doctor will be dead in 32 minutes. Regeneration is not an option. The Doctor will be dead in 32 minutes. The Doctor has been poisioned with the fruit from the Judas Tree, and he will be dead, in 32 minutes. The Doctor is annoyed at this, pointing out, that there is 31 minutes where he will be fine. The Tardis via Amelia responds, that the Doctor will be after 31 minutes, dead on the thirty second. The Doctor again notes this North of the Border attitude and observes that the Scots have never conquered anywhere, not even Shetland. ( This is an odd criticism, from the Doctor)
The doctor begs, Pond for something for the pain, she pauses, and answers, ``Fish Fingers and Custard''
The clientele of an upscale eatery are enjoying the good food, and wines. A female trio of classical musicians, serve the elite of Nazi Berlin. Melody pond, storms the restaurant brandishing two assault rifles, and announces, she has not got a thing to wear... she tells everyone to strip off.
Rory, and Amy have been searching Berlin, which is a big place. (Indeed Berlin is spread out wider, than London and Paris. Amy and Rory are wondering how they will find River/Melody) When a crowd of half dressed, Germans fleeing from a building lead them to believe that something may be amiss, and River/Mel may be at the bottom of it.
All this as a clone of Amy, on a motorbike, draws up beside them....
Rory and Amy are transported. The wake as Rory notes reduced, to micro size, inside a giant robot repilca of his wife. Rory Williams, hopes that this is not a metaphor. Amy asks what happens to them, and Rory replies, they were hit by a miniaturization ray. Amy asks of her husband, how can he know this, Rory replies, they were struck by a ray and minaturized, thus. Than the Pond-williams are chased by the robotic antibodies, which killed, the real Eric the Nazi earlier. Answering Amelia's question of what is it that attacks them, Rory replies, he does not know, and besides its his wife, head
The happy couple, are saved, when one of the crew members bring them, the security pass bracelets, we saw Harriet use earlier, the flash of green light, and the robot antibodies are calmed. After telling the shaken Mr and Mrs pond, that they can put there hands down. They are escorted to the Bridge, and introduced and welcomed to Justice Department ship 6018
Melody williams, is still finding something to wear, she had earlier scolded Robot Amy-Man ship for following her. However Melody is now musing on the aftermath of regeneration. Mel wonders if she should take the age, down gradually, just to freak people out.
Robot Amy-6018 asks River/Mel is she aware she killed the Doctor on the orders of the Silence. Melody confirms, this, and is on the receiving end of a painful death ray
Ask Melody river,writhes in red fire,
Enter the Tardis, and Exit the Doctor, in Top hat, and tails
The Doctor, observes Amelia pond, as robot, and says he is not surprised. He asks robot Amelia, to stop hurting Melody. The Robot, asks if the Doctor, is serious. He answers never seriously.
Never knowingly be serious, rule 423. The Doctor instructs Melody to write this down
The Doctor goes over to examine robot Amy. He asks if Rory and real Amy are alright, they signal him, with the sonic, which the doctor receives with his sonic cane. Yes, the Doctor has a sonic cane. The Doctor scans, robot Amy. Ahh, its full of little people, using a compression field, rather than bigger on the inside. (Bigger on the inside, is a mark of Time lord tech) The doctor counsels the crew of 6018, to be careful what they eat. Compression fields are unreliable
Robot Amy, continues to fire, upon Melody. The Doctor, asks them not to harm, Melody. The Captain of the 6018, asks of the Doctor, it is the woman who kills him, why should the doctor care? The Doctor is dying after all.
The Doctor asks the crew of robot Amy, Justice department
Throughout History many criminals have gone unpunished. Having acquired time travel, the Justice department have tracked down, the guilty throughout History, and at the end of their timeline, then they have given them Hell,
Melody Pond, kills the Doctor, and must be punished.
One of the best lines, in the series, follows, `` I'd ask you who you think you are, but thats obvious, so, who do you think I am?
6018/robo-Amy refuses to tell, the doctor what they know. Foreknowledge is dangerous thing.
Amy confronts the captain, of the sip. The woman you are trying to kill is my daughter, and he is my best friend, you tell him. (Actually she tells, him the other way round, putting her best friend before he daughter)
Robot Amy displays the information she holds on the death of the Doctor.
The Doctor, was killed on the order of the silence. The silence are not a species, but a religious sect, or order. They seek the answer to the first question, the oldest question
The first question,is hidden in plain view
When robot Amy is unable to answer, what the question is, the Doctor accuses her of being a ``big Ginge;;. 6018 is unimpressed with the Doctors arguments for it to belay, and goes on to give Melody pond hell.
The Doctor now on his knees, and hands, begs Amy and Rory to save River. The Ponds, blunder about for a few minutes, than Amy notices, one of the Robot-Antibodies, on the bridge. She uses the sonic screwdriver, to change the settings on the entire crews bracelets, to red. The Robots begin to attack the crew of the 6018. Forcing them, to release River/Meldody, however tapping Rory and Amy, in the ship, as the crew beam out
Melody tries to make her escape. The doctor begs her to stay, saying he knows, she is scared, but to never run when she is scared. Rule 7
The Robot Amy, pleads for the Doctor to save, the real Amy and her husband, located inside her.
As the Doctor, know so near death, and so weak, tries to crawl, into the Tardis. Melody looks on, and comments in a fascinated detachment
``Look at you, you still care'' The Doctor begs River to help him, to save Amy and Rory. As the Antibodies close in on Amy and Rory, they embrace, and affirm their love
The Tardis whirls into life, and Amy and Rory are saved, they are saved by Melody, who is able to fly the Tardis, it showed he. Melody, brings Mr and Mrs Pond, to the Doctor. Rory tries to help the doctor, asking him, what he needs. The Doctor asks, to speak, with their daughter
A dying Doctor, tells Melody to find river song, and asks he whispers something in her ear. Melody, a little embarrassed tells the Doctor, she is sure, that River already knows.
Melody asks her mother, who river is. Amy pond, tells her doppleganger, that ``if she is still working than she is still a relative''. The Scotswoman asks the 6018, to show her River Song.
Melody, sees herself, mirrored by the man ship Melody Williams, the weapon created at Demons' run realizes she is River Song, the love of the Doctors life.
She asks her mother and father, ``is the Doctor worth it?'' River summons up her energies, the golden fire of regeneration, and kisses the Doctor. She saves him. She brings the Doctor back to life
Melody awakes, in a hospital bed. She says hello to her mother and father,(Rory and Amy, if you have forgotten, or missed the point) and receives a light scolding from her Mother for having used up all her regeneration's in having saved the Doctor.
The Doctor hands, Melody a book. Its the journal, that we see River carry throughout the series. When asked, if he knew what would happen. The Doctor announces, rule 1, The Doctor lies.
A nurse, one of the sisters of the infinte schism, tells, the Doctor that the patient will be fine. No says the Doctor. (River Song)will be amazing
The Ponds, and The Doctor, return to the Tardis, and discuss the events of the days gone by. Amy regrets leaving her daughter. Rory is worried about River, after all the River Rory meets in the future, is still in prison, for murder. The Doctor, has been looking at the information of his death, that he downloaded, from the 6018. The Timelord dismisses the concerns, after all a little foreknowledge is a dangerous thing
Meanwhile, at the Luna University, in the 52nd Century River Song applies for a position to study Archaeology? Leaning forward Ms Song tells her Tutor, she is looking for a good man!
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WOW!
A roller coaster of an episode. Some of the best lines of the series. My personal favourite, is the Doctor's. I'd ask you who you are, but I think that's obvious, Rory's bathos, on mounting a motorbike, to hare off around 1930's Berlin, `That sort of day'' Look at Arthur D's slight annoyance with the Doctor when Doctor fobs him, off at the end of the episode. Rory comes on strongly this episode, that said
What a performance by Alex Kingston! She is a decade older, than the rest of the regulars at least. Her entrance as Melody Williams, and her first confrontation with the Doctor, implied a danger, an energy of someone much younger. Bravua, Bravua.
River is wearing a Luffwaffe uniform, IIRC when she saves the Doctor
The scene where they meet Hitler was well done. Meeting Daleks, is one thing, but being confronted with a real life, mass murderer. The sudden recognition, the shared horror across the Time travelers faces.
I liked the David Tennant Companions gag, with the Voice interface of the Tardis. They could have done a bit more. Maybe slipped someone else, in. Sarah Jane Smith, would have been a nice tribute. I guess, Ace, or Teegan, would have be a nice continuity touch, but probably lost on the newer viewers.
Hitler, working at his desk, is actually probably unrealistic. The man did not keep office hours. Unless it is very early in the morning. Oh and Isn't the 7th Doctor in Berlin, with Ace chasing the Timewyrn as we speak?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timewyrm:_Exodus
Moffat, enjoys putting the Doctor through the grind. He surprised us here, he answered questions as quickly as he raised them, in the last series. The Silence being a cult, rather a species, seems to be a bit of Retcon. I'll go with it
The rules, which the Doctor teaches River, reminded me of the Ferengi rules of acquisition. Go easy on it please
Over all, I was very happy with this episode. Very Happy indeed. Alex Kingston, runs with playing Melody Williams. The Berlin backdrop, is well done. and some of the best dialogue, I've ever heard on screen
Saturday, August 27, 2011
We are not worthy!
``Lets Kill Hitler’’
It was like being pushed from a speeding car, down an autobahn at night
Alex Kingston is a goddess. She turns on a sixpence, in this episode.
I know its a barmy football metaphor but wow
WOW
Review to follow
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Round up August 2011
I wish my friend Kasia, a safe trip to Bremen
I hope my Princess mother, is feeling better
I am looking forward to visiting the Ukraine
Good luck to UK students, with there A-Level results
Welcome to UNC freshmen
Round up August 2011
I wish my friend Kasia, a safe trip to Bremen
I hope my Princess mother, is feeling better
I am looking forward to visiting the Ukraine
Good luck to UK students, with there A-Level results
Welcome to UNC freshmen
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Doctor's office play for children
The Doctors office
Parts: The Doctor, A Nurse. Various Patients
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Nurse :``The doctor will see you now’’
Doc :Hello, what seems to be the trouble?
Patient1 Oh Doctor, every time, I drink tea, I get a terrible pain in my eye,
Doc ``How long has this been happening to you?’’
Patient 1 :``Since I started to drink tea. I make the tea, and when I raise the cup to my lips, I get a sharp pain in my eye
Doctor `Take the spoon out of the cup, when you drink it ‘’
Patient : Thanks Doctor!
Doctor Another patient cured.
Nurse The Doctor will see you now
Patient 2:Doctor, Doctor you must help me
Doctor What seems to be the trouble?
Pat 2: ``I have been up all night. I could not sleep. I had a terrible dream, I have big bags under my eyes, and a terrible headache, you must help me. I dreamed there were monsters under my bed!’’
Doc ``I have just the thing for you. Take this, and apply it before bedtime’’
Pat ``It is saw?’’
Doc `` Yes saw the legs off your bed. That way the monsters won’t be able to get out from under it’’
Pat 2:Oh thank you doctor,
Doc : ``Good luck! ‘’
Nurse ``The doctor will see you now
Patient 3 Doctor, Doctor, I feel so sick, my stomach hurts. It is so painful
Doctor`` Can you tell me what happened?
Pat 3 ``Well yesterday I went to the beach, and I had crabs for my lunch’’
Doc ``How did they smell?
Patient 3 ``Okay,
Doctor How did the crabs taste?
Patient 3 :Pretty good actually
Doctor Hmmm, so they smelled, good after they had been taken out of their shells
Patient 3:`` You are supposed to take crabs out of there shell?’’
Doctor, ``Try and remember to take the crabs out of your shells next time!’’
Nurse ``The Doctor will see you now’’
Patient 4: Doctor Doctor! think I am dog
Doc ``Sit! Roll over on your side!’’
``Nurse, get this dog out of my office. I don’t want him, eating all my bones!’’
Parts: The Doctor, A Nurse. Various Patients
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Nurse :``The doctor will see you now’’
Doc :Hello, what seems to be the trouble?
Patient1 Oh Doctor, every time, I drink tea, I get a terrible pain in my eye,
Doc ``How long has this been happening to you?’’
Patient 1 :``Since I started to drink tea. I make the tea, and when I raise the cup to my lips, I get a sharp pain in my eye
Doctor `Take the spoon out of the cup, when you drink it ‘’
Patient : Thanks Doctor!
Doctor Another patient cured.
Nurse The Doctor will see you now
Patient 2:Doctor, Doctor you must help me
Doctor What seems to be the trouble?
Pat 2: ``I have been up all night. I could not sleep. I had a terrible dream, I have big bags under my eyes, and a terrible headache, you must help me. I dreamed there were monsters under my bed!’’
Doc ``I have just the thing for you. Take this, and apply it before bedtime’’
Pat ``It is saw?’’
Doc `` Yes saw the legs off your bed. That way the monsters won’t be able to get out from under it’’
Pat 2:Oh thank you doctor,
Doc : ``Good luck! ‘’
Nurse ``The doctor will see you now
Patient 3 Doctor, Doctor, I feel so sick, my stomach hurts. It is so painful
Doctor`` Can you tell me what happened?
Pat 3 ``Well yesterday I went to the beach, and I had crabs for my lunch’’
Doc ``How did they smell?
Patient 3 ``Okay,
Doctor How did the crabs taste?
Patient 3 :Pretty good actually
Doctor Hmmm, so they smelled, good after they had been taken out of their shells
Patient 3:`` You are supposed to take crabs out of there shell?’’
Doctor, ``Try and remember to take the crabs out of your shells next time!’’
Nurse ``The Doctor will see you now’’
Patient 4: Doctor Doctor! think I am dog
Doc ``Sit! Roll over on your side!’’
``Nurse, get this dog out of my office. I don’t want him, eating all my bones!’’
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Cowboy play for Children
Cowboy play for Children
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A man walks into a saloon, behind the bar , there is a man, wiping glasses.
Two or three people are playing cards.
There are 1 or two people as waiters, or such
You can have people sitting around and ask for milk or coke
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The boy/man walks into the bar
``Snap!'' Says one of the men, playing cards. ( Snap is a childrens game in England)
The bartender asks the cowboy
``What will it be cowboy?’’
``One of your smoothest glasses of milk’’
The bartender, makes him a drink.
``I am looking for a man they call him the El Nina Kid’’
Everyone, in the bar, is silent. Music stops if playing
``The el Nina kid!’’
Everyone gasps, they cards players stop,
Bartender ``We don’t want any trouble mister. Why don’t you finish your milk, and leave’’
Cowboy,`` I said, I am looking for the El Nina Kid’’
Waitress, but the el Nina kid is so mean, so terrible
``They say the el nina kid, does not get frostbite, he bites the frost
They say the El Nina kid, squeezed an orange so hard, apple juice came out
The el Nina kid, went to Burger king, and asked for a big Mac, and they made him one!’’
Cowboy, I want to see the El Nina Kid, (Walks over to the card players)
``Have you boys seen the El Nina Kid?''
Card player 1) The el nina kid is so mean, that the sun wears glasses, to shield it from him!
Card player 2), They say , the El Nina kid, is so mean, and tough, when he hits the road he breaks it!
Card Played 3) They say the only thing El Nina kid, is scared of is his own reflection
Card Player 4) They say that ghosts dress up as the El Nina Kid on Halloween
Another cowboy walks into the bar
Everyone,`` Its the The El Nina, Kid!!!!!’’
The El Nina, kid walks to the end of the bar,
``A chocolate Milk! On the double! ‘’
The cowboy walks over and asks the El Nina kid
``Are you the El Nina kid?
``They say you don’t have to shower, they say, dirt does not dare go near you!''
The El Nina kid, turns around
``I am the El Nina kid
``Who wants to know?''
I have a message for you Listen up, as its only coming once.
When I count 3
1
2
3
``Your mother says come home, dinner is ready!''
END
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A man walks into a saloon, behind the bar , there is a man, wiping glasses.
Two or three people are playing cards.
There are 1 or two people as waiters, or such
You can have people sitting around and ask for milk or coke
***************
The boy/man walks into the bar
``Snap!'' Says one of the men, playing cards. ( Snap is a childrens game in England)
The bartender asks the cowboy
``What will it be cowboy?’’
``One of your smoothest glasses of milk’’
The bartender, makes him a drink.
``I am looking for a man they call him the El Nina Kid’’
Everyone, in the bar, is silent. Music stops if playing
``The el Nina kid!’’
Everyone gasps, they cards players stop,
Bartender ``We don’t want any trouble mister. Why don’t you finish your milk, and leave’’
Cowboy,`` I said, I am looking for the El Nina Kid’’
Waitress, but the el Nina kid is so mean, so terrible
``They say the el nina kid, does not get frostbite, he bites the frost
They say the El Nina kid, squeezed an orange so hard, apple juice came out
The el Nina kid, went to Burger king, and asked for a big Mac, and they made him one!’’
Cowboy, I want to see the El Nina Kid, (Walks over to the card players)
``Have you boys seen the El Nina Kid?''
Card player 1) The el nina kid is so mean, that the sun wears glasses, to shield it from him!
Card player 2), They say , the El Nina kid, is so mean, and tough, when he hits the road he breaks it!
Card Played 3) They say the only thing El Nina kid, is scared of is his own reflection
Card Player 4) They say that ghosts dress up as the El Nina Kid on Halloween
Another cowboy walks into the bar
Everyone,`` Its the The El Nina, Kid!!!!!’’
The El Nina, kid walks to the end of the bar,
``A chocolate Milk! On the double! ‘’
The cowboy walks over and asks the El Nina kid
``Are you the El Nina kid?
``They say you don’t have to shower, they say, dirt does not dare go near you!''
The El Nina kid, turns around
``I am the El Nina kid
``Who wants to know?''
I have a message for you Listen up, as its only coming once.
When I count 3
1
2
3
``Your mother says come home, dinner is ready!''
END
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Old Pinups
These were in my cupboard, on the wall
1) From the Playboy College girls 1998. Girls of the Big 10. part of the cover.
Which remembers 50 years of NASCAR
2) A picture of Lucy Lawless as Xena
3) A picture of Britney Spears from 2004. Just after the Madrid Train bombings
Friday, August 12, 2011
Gust Becos I Cud Not Spel by Brian Patten
Gust Becos I Cud Not Spel by Brian Patten
Saw this again last night, I had terrible handwriting, and spelling. So the poem appealed to me
Saw this again last night, I had terrible handwriting, and spelling. So the poem appealed to me
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
London Riots
Sent home early today, due to the unrest last night.
I am sure I left the printer on. Everyone was worried about what time, they were due to clock out at. Half the books, were left on barrows tomorrow they will have to be replaced. I did my shopping. Its beautiful day out. Its a shame to waste it, really.
My little sister, said I would be lying down with a flannel on my head. I wish I could have.
Ealing broadway, was attacked. The shops up at Haven green. Haven green, was where the students and high school kids, used to hang out. I used to work there at MEDAS. There was a pub on the corner of the green where I used to have the odd beer. There were baby clothes strewn over the place
I hope it rains
News from Tottenham and Ealing
Sent home early today, due to the unrest last night.
I am sure I left the printer on. Everyone was worried about what time, they were due to clock out at. Half the books, were left on barrows tomorrow they will have to be replaced. I did my shopping. It is beautiful day out. Its a shame to waste it, really.
My little sister, said I would be lying down with a flannel on my head. I wish I could have.
Ealing Broadway, was attacked. Thes hops up haven green. Haven green, was where the students and high school kids, used to hang out. I used to work there at MEDAS. There was a pub on the corner of the green where I used to have the odd beer. There were baby clothes strewn over the place
I hope it rains
Monday, August 08, 2011
Tottenham riots
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Tottenham_riots
A co-worker mentioned, that he saw a single New Nike trainer on the ground, in the neighborhood after the rioting. Where was the other one?
Another colleague, had to leave the pub, he was entertaining a visitor from Liverpool in, after the trouble started
My Boss could smell smoke from her apartment, she was advised to stay in her home
A co-worker mentioned, that he saw a single New Nike trainer on the ground, in the neighborhood after the rioting. Where was the other one?
Another colleague, had to leave the pub, he was entertaining a visitor from Liverpool in, after the trouble started
My Boss could smell smoke from her apartment, she was advised to stay in her home
Sunday, August 07, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Please allow me, to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste
No glasses, look how dark, my hair is, Halloween 2004
Monday, August 01, 2011
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