What we have learned so far

Andy is barred from the Ayr branch of B&Q after an incident with a stepladder

    the first Kiwi fruits on sale in Scotland arrived at the Hill Head branch of Morrisons today!

      Its impossible to buy garlic in Hillhead after Michaelmas

        Richard Telford of Kirkwall, married with three children is innocent

          Loch Tay is visible from Charon the moon of Pluto

          Gordon Haig of Glenrothes is the 1471st tallest man on Earth

            East Kilbride is where the money

              Jelly will not set properly in Scotland

              Motherwell, is fashionable with japanese tourists

                Connie Bailey Rae, was a runner up for Miss Aberdeen in 2007

                There are only two fridges in Scotland. One in Balmoral one in Holyrood

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