Scandal

Last night, I had the terrible dream, that my youngest brother caused a national scandal. It involved London Irish Rugby club. I get there newsletter, as I bought my brother a cap from there, a previous christmas. Anyway, My youngest brother had arranged some sort of charity event, which did not happen, and the press were outside my side

I dreamed last night, I was chatting to and kissing Lady Gaga. ( Yeah I heard the rumours shame on you) I dreamed we were walking down my street. We turned left into the lane. We were walking past the warehouses. Warehouses mind! She was singing Mal Mal, instead of Ra Ra, ( The words to bad romance Begin with Ra Ra )I was kissing her. She was in a dark trousersuit. She looked quite pretty if restrained. Curiously I dreamt she was taller than me

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