I am grateful

I have not been defrauded.

 
I have not been treated in a hospital, in 5 years, and I have not been operated on in over 20 years

I have more DVDs, than I have watched.

I have a phone that people are jealous of

Despite the worst downturn, in the world economy, in living memory. I have remained in work

I will never have a geography or maths lesson again

I have 5 computers. I have access to 5 computers

I get mail, from halfway round the world.

I have Dr Pepper in the fridge

I have a nice friend who deleted her posting, yesterday