Piranha
A morality tale with breasts
This may be a perfect B/horror shlock movie
Beware there are spoilers
I am warning you there are spoilers here…
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The film starts with Richard Dreyfus on a boat listening to show me the way to go home. As he is fishing. An earthquake happens, and a shoal of Piranha is let loose.
I was thinking I might prefer to die from blood loss from Piranha’s than drowning
Its a great, Its a model for making a genre movie. You work backwards. One you have things in place, you polish it, with humour and references
The opening scene with Kelly brook, and the blonde moppet, the little sister of the hero. Is well done. ``Nice boobs. I’ve a training bra’’
The only problem, is Jerry O’Connell’s porn producer is a bit graphic in front of the kid. Kelly covering the ears would have worked.
Jerry is fine, too. Plays his part, perfectly . A c--t
So Boy meets girl, girl leaves boy for bastard with gig tickets. Boy meets tart with a heart, and film crew. Boy has to babysit, and bribes little moppet so he can join film crew on the boat. Meanwhile his Mom, the Milf- I mean Sheriff investigates the deaths.
Then disaster strikes in the form of deadly fish
The young lad, has no lock on his door. His Mother the Sherriff can just walk in on him, has he not heard of closing a window.
I thought the Spring break crowd had been driven from the US to Mexico and the Caribbean
Ving Rhames. The other cop spoofs Carl weathers in Predator with a powerboat engine, rather than a mini gun.
You can see more on the internet. However Kelly Brook, who is at one point wearing a body stocking references Bolero.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086987/
A girl is sliced in two, by an errant wire, but before she dies, a horrible death, her boobs flash.
The Geologist is the older brother from Stepbrothers. (Adam Novak)
Carlos from Desperate Housewives plays a diver. Gets a great line, on dibs on the bodies of missing college girls
Oh and Old Doc brown from Back to the future plays a biologist
Keep your panties on and stay out of the water!
This may be a perfect B/horror shlock movie
Beware there are spoilers
I am warning you there are spoilers here…
***************
The film starts with Richard Dreyfus on a boat listening to show me the way to go home. As he is fishing. An earthquake happens, and a shoal of Piranha is let loose.
I was thinking I might prefer to die from blood loss from Piranha’s than drowning
Its a great, Its a model for making a genre movie. You work backwards. One you have things in place, you polish it, with humour and references
The opening scene with Kelly brook, and the blonde moppet, the little sister of the hero. Is well done. ``Nice boobs. I’ve a training bra’’
The only problem, is Jerry O’Connell’s porn producer is a bit graphic in front of the kid. Kelly covering the ears would have worked.
Jerry is fine, too. Plays his part, perfectly . A c--t
So Boy meets girl, girl leaves boy for bastard with gig tickets. Boy meets tart with a heart, and film crew. Boy has to babysit, and bribes little moppet so he can join film crew on the boat. Meanwhile his Mom, the Milf- I mean Sheriff investigates the deaths.
Then disaster strikes in the form of deadly fish
The young lad, has no lock on his door. His Mother the Sherriff can just walk in on him, has he not heard of closing a window.
I thought the Spring break crowd had been driven from the US to Mexico and the Caribbean
Ving Rhames. The other cop spoofs Carl weathers in Predator with a powerboat engine, rather than a mini gun.
You can see more on the internet. However Kelly Brook, who is at one point wearing a body stocking references Bolero.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086987/
A girl is sliced in two, by an errant wire, but before she dies, a horrible death, her boobs flash.
The Geologist is the older brother from Stepbrothers. (Adam Novak)
Carlos from Desperate Housewives plays a diver. Gets a great line, on dibs on the bodies of missing college girls
Oh and Old Doc brown from Back to the future plays a biologist
Keep your panties on and stay out of the water!
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